Good News March 6

Good News from the Resistance: At long last, a school shooting is hitting the NRA  in the only place its members bleed: their wallets. Thanks in large part to Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School survivor-activists like Emma Gonzales, companies are severing their NRA relationships as fast as a 19-year old can pull the trigger on an AR-15 assault rifle. In the last week, NRA’s ammosexual members lost their discounts on United and Delta airlines, National Bank of Omaha credit cards, Hertz, Avis, Budget and Enterprise car rentals, Met Life insurance, and more. Walmart announced it will no longer sell guns and ammo to anyone under 21, so teenagers shopping for party-packs of Cheetos and beer, who want to pick up a rifle too, will have to make an extra stop at a smaller gun store. Yes, these are baby steps. But there’s no denying that over the last few weeks, the national conversation on gun control has changed. Gun company stocks are plummeting, and Remington is filing for bankruptcy. Here’s hoping that other manufacturers follow Remington’s lead.

White House and agency appointees are scattering like an intrusion of roaches when the light’s flipped on, as an anti-45, “what the hell have we bought into?” wave builds. 45’s trusted 29-year-old advisor and White-Liar-in-Chief Hope Hicks is out, as is Senior White House spokesman and Ivanka confidant Josh Raffel. No one can blame the U.S. Ambassador to Mexico for calling it quits, and we can all feel the pain of the soon-to-be former deputy head of the Department of Homeland Security. Adios, ladies.

Keep that chin up and your spirits high, Good News seekers, because Mueller’s getting closer and and his net is getting tighter. Jared is slowly, torturously being destroyed, 45’s friends continue to worry, off-the-record, about his “well-being,” and the BEST NEWS yet — Mueller is subpoenaing all emails, texts, handwritten notes, etc. that ex-45 aide Sam Nunberg sent and received from 10 members of 45’s most Inner Circle. #3 on the list is certain to make you smile. Read on for even more Good News:

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WE OAKLAND MAYOR FOR DOING THE RIGHT THING

A mayor in California tipped off immigrants of impending ICE raid. Now she’s under investigation.

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WE ROSIE O’DONNELL’S ART

Rosie was one of 45’s first targets. Now she’s having fun making anti-45 art. And it’s selling out.

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WE WHEN ARROWS POINT TO RUSSIA, THE NRA, AND 45

A Russian politician says his deep ties to the NRA helped him get to 45. It’s Mueller Time!

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WE  THESE NYC AIRPORT POLICEMEN

Two troopers saw a young woman sobbing in LaGuardia airport. When they learned why, they bought her a $600 airplane ticket.

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WE LINDA BELCHER FOR FLIPPING KENTUCKY HOUSE DISTRICT

Another state legislature seat flips Blue – in a district where 45 won by 49 points.

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WE NBA CHAMPS’ D.C. ITINERARY

The California team turned down an invitation to the White House, and toured D.C. on their own terms.

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WE IMAGINING ONE OF THESE WOMEN BEATING 45

It’s only speculation … but wow, what a Dream Team.

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WE ANYONE WHO WANTS TO RIP TRUMP NAME OFF OF HOTEL

A new majority owner of 45’s hotel in Panama wants the name off. In true Trump Reality TV fashion, violence ensued.

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WE TAKING ACTION: SUPPORT DACA STUDENTS WHO’VE LOST PROTECTION

Read the stories of DACA students, sign the petition, and learn what to do to help.

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