Let’s Get Patriotic!

Good News from the Resistance: There’s nothing our Baby Blimp president hates more than losing. So while he’s readying for our nation’s 243rd birthday by trotting across the globe tickling the palms of dictators, we’re celebrating the 4th by highlighting a few of his notable losses.

So let’s get patriotic, and make a game of this. Which of the following losses do you think provoked the most spirited Impotus Temper TantrumLosing  a) his Hollywood star; b) the ability to keep his financial records a secret; c) large swaths of his Wall in Arizona, New Mexico and California; d) his presence on Ravelry (a popular knitting site); e) big media’s attention; f) his Suckup-in-Chiefette; g) his truth-telling pollsters; h) the NRA’s political director, i) his whip-carrying Chief of Protocol; j) private vetting documents detailing dirt on his talented staff; k) the opportunity to meet Megan Rapinoe; l) immigrant detention centers run by his private sector cronies; m) his faith in baby boy Trump Jr. being able to drink safely; n) a defense secretary who claimed his son was acting in self-defense when he beat his mother unconscious with a baseball bat.

Extra credit: Which of these losses do you imagine our Racist-in-Chief took hardest? a) A “very fine person,” a.k.a. the Charlottesville neo-Nazi murderer, being sentenced to life in prison; b) 72 Philadelphia police officers taken off street duty for writing racist Facebook posts; c) Richmond renaming an iconic boulevard after Arthur Ashe.

Which is all to say, when bad things happen to bad people, it’s all good.  Yes, there’s even more Good News from the Resistance:

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WE BAKING FOR GOOD

This 13-year old figured out how to make a business of it.

Read the Pastry News

WE HIGHLIGHTS MAGAZINE

And we’re thrilled it’s taking a stand.

Read the Children’s Magazine News

WE PORTLAND, ME

Add “welcomes asylum-seekers” to the list of reasons to visit.

Read the Portland News

WE THIS USEFUL PROTEST

Imagine the comfort he brings.

Read the Texas Bishop News

WE PINK FLOYD GUITARIST DAVID GILMOUR

Guess he doesn’t need 126 guitars anymore?

Read the Pink Floyd News

WE THIS NEW CERTIFICATE PROGRAM AT CLARK UNIVERSITY

Perhaps a useful Plan B?

Read the Weed News

WE HOW THESE YOUNG WOMEN ARE OUTING PREDATORS

They’ve figured out how to do what Youtube and Facebook can’t/won’t do

Read the DIY News

WE ARIANA GRANDE

And we sure wish we’d had tickets to this concert.

Read the Ariana news

WE TAKING ACTION: What you can do NOW to help immigrant children. 

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