Good News from the Resistance: There’s nothing our Baby Blimp president hates more than losing. So while he’s readying for our nation’s 243rd birthday by trotting across the globe tickling the palms of dictators, we’re celebrating the 4th by highlighting a few of his notable losses.
So let’s get patriotic, and make a game of this. Which of the following losses do you think provoked the most spirited Impotus Temper Tantrum? Losing … a) his Hollywood star; b) the ability to keep his financial records a secret; c) large swaths of his Wall in Arizona, New Mexico and California; d) his presence on Ravelry (a popular knitting site); e) big media’s attention; f) his Suckup-in-Chiefette; g) his truth-telling pollsters; h) the NRA’s political director, i) his whip-carrying Chief of Protocol; j) private vetting documents detailing dirt on his talented staff; k) the opportunity to meet Megan Rapinoe; l) immigrant detention centers run by his private sector cronies; m) his faith in baby boy Trump Jr. being able to drink safely; n) a defense secretary who claimed his son was acting in self-defense when he beat his mother unconscious with a baseball bat.
Extra credit: Which of these losses do you imagine our Racist-in-Chief took hardest? a) A “very fine person,” a.k.a. the Charlottesville neo-Nazi murderer, being sentenced to life in prison; b) 72 Philadelphia police officers taken off street duty for writing racist Facebook posts; c) Richmond renaming an iconic boulevard after Arthur Ashe.
Which is all to say, when bad things happen to bad people, it’s all good. Yes, there’s even more Good News from the Resistance:
- Know that this 13-year old has a bright future
- Buy Highlights Magazine. (Yes, it still exists)
- Thank the residents of Portland, ME for welcoming these new asylum-seekers
- Applaud this Texas Bishop’s creative protest
- Smile when you learn what this Pink Floyd guitarist is doing with 126 of his guitars
- Consider going back to school with a new major if the unthinkable happens in 2020
- Be impressed by these DIY young women who are exposing sexual predators
- Wish you’d had tickets to this Ariana Grande concert
- Take Action: 20 actions you can take now to help immigrant children
Sign Up. Show Up. Never Give Up.
WE BAKING FOR GOOD
This 13-year old figured out how to make a business of it.
WE HIGHLIGHTS MAGAZINE
And we’re thrilled it’s taking a stand.
WE PORTLAND, ME
Add “welcomes asylum-seekers” to the list of reasons to visit.
WE THIS USEFUL PROTEST
Imagine the comfort he brings.
WE PINK FLOYD GUITARIST DAVID GILMOUR
Guess he doesn’t need 126 guitars anymore?
WE THIS NEW CERTIFICATE PROGRAM AT CLARK UNIVERSITY
Perhaps a useful Plan B?
WE HOW THESE YOUNG WOMEN ARE OUTING PREDATORS
They’ve figured out how to do what Youtube and Facebook can’t/won’t do
WE ARIANA GRANDE
And we sure wish we’d had tickets to this concert.
WE TAKING ACTION: What you can do NOW to help immigrant children.